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Sunday Best

May 17th, 2009 by biscuit

 

What? No. Way. This is almost def a woman, based on the handwriting and background, right? NO. WAY. Dont lie, lady, you just make other girls feel bad.

What? No. Way. This is almost def a woman, based on the handwriting and background, right? Don't lie, lady, you just make other girls feel bad. Unless of course you mean the kind of sit up where you're HAVING SEX.

MUAH. Girl power. Rachel Alexandra is my hero.

MUAH. Girl power. Rachel Alexandra is my hero.

Megan Fox said shes bisexual, but wont sleep with other bisexual women, only gay women. Because, she says, men are disgusting and she doesnt want to sleep with a woman who has slept with a man. So... theyre good enough for first person contact but not one person removed. Sensible, Ms. Fox.

Megan Fox said she's bisexual, but won't sleep with other bisexual women, only gay women. Because, she says, 'men are disgusting' and she doesn't want to sleep with a woman who has slept with a man. So... they're good enough for first person contact but not one person removed. Sensible, Ms. Fox. Nice tights, too.

One of the contestants on The Fashion Show. Clearly, its no Project Runway.

One of the contestants on The Fashion Show. Clearly, it's no Project Runway.

Speaking of Project Runway, this is what Heidi Klum wore to her vow renewal ceremony. Cornrows. When I saw this I actually wondered if she was playing a trick on the paparazzi. Until I saw....

Speaking of Project Runway, this is what Heidi Klum wore to her vow renewal ceremony. Cornrows with beads on the end and a veil made out of pipe cleaners. When I saw this I actually wondered if she was playing a trick on the paparazzi. Until I saw....

what Seal wore. Now I know it was a trick. Im fairly sure theres a world takeover involved here somewhere.

what Seal wore. Now I know it was a trick. There must be a joke in here somewhere, right? Right? Otherwise my faith in celebrity is misplaced, and that would be heartbreaking.

And finally:

Stella is NOT your mother. Thank god.

Stella is NOT your mother. Thank god.

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