I sooooo wish I were kidding. This is why there has been very little blogging.
Also, clearly those resolutions are pretty much bunk, huh?
Tags: breaking new years resolutions, dying, sick
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March 8th, 2010 by biscuit
I sooooo wish I were kidding. This is why there has been very little blogging.
Also, clearly those resolutions are pretty much bunk, huh?
Tags: breaking new years resolutions, dying, sick
So as for this post I have 3 things to say:
1) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2) ICK!
3) I hope the giant horse pill makes you feel better imminently.
Dear fiancee,
If I can swallow it, it should do the trick. If I can’t, I’ll die of choking. Either way, I’ll feel better.
Love,
Fiancee
Feel well soon kiddo – D
(Uhmmm… who is “fiance”? Just askin’?)
“FIANCE….FIANCEE”? HUH? DID I MISS SOMETHING? WHAT HAPPENED TO CROCKETT? AND HOW COME NOBODY ASKED ME?!!! (KIDDING, REALLY) – D
ROLLER DERBY FIANCE? I’M SOOOO CONFUSED. – D
WTF ARE YOU ENGAGED AND I DIDN’T KNOW.
Also, get better.
XOXO
Crap. I hereby give you permission to whine, mope and make pouty faces throughout the duration of your buffet of illnesses.
Get better because I selfishly want to read your blog postings.
RE: my new fiancee.
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Miss Tara, your derby wife happens to be my derby fiancee. That’s how the whole polygamy thing shook out
Everyone else, my derby fiancee is Star, and she is awesome. Crockett is still around and also awesome.
Miss Kortney, thank you! I’m trying. Hard. Mostly by laying around.
So then what are you, my Derby Mistress?
Hmm… sounds good to me!
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