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big changes, people

April 28th, 2010 by biscuit

I just submitted my application for grad school.

It went something like this:

Why do you want to come to graduate school?
I have worked really hard for seven years and will now TOTALLY appreciate the life of a student – way way more than I did before. That whole ‘youth is wasted on the young’ thing? College is totally wasted on undergrads.

Why should we let you in?
I am really smart. And also funny. AND also pretty.

What do you want to learn?
I want to learn all about computers so that I can then learn about brains.

Anything else?
Um… please pay me to be there? Kthnx.

This is foolproof. Grad school, here I come.

One Response to “big changes, people”

  1. kortney says:

    So you photocopied this creation for scholarships right? Wait… word will spread and they’ll come a knocking.

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