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oh look

April 30th, 2010 by biscuit

Men think these women are ugly:

And by ‘these women’ I mean ‘these highly paid and successful professional models’. And by ‘men’ I mean …. I don’t really know what I mean.

Of course, if you follow through the comment string you also get this gem:


Maybe Natalie Portman is actually all of those models. When she needs to act for a movie they all morph together to form her.


Natalie Portman is a megazord.


The Natalie Portman Hypothesis: upon the overlay of faces from a statistically significant number of women all imperfection or variation will normalize to reveal the face of Natalie Portman. For Science!

How can you disagree with someone who recognizes that Natalie Portman is a megazord?

I do love me some Natalie Portman, but none of the lil-boys-who-think-models-are-ugly’s amalgams look like her (to me).


This is all but the ones with glasses.

Not Miss Portman.

The average of some dude's favorite 15 models from the picture.

Very girl-next-door.

No info on how this one was made.

Doesn’t she look like the ‘racially ambiguous’ girl from the tampon commercial?
To summarize: the men who read on and comment on Reddit think models are ugly. They prefer smooshed together versions of lots of models.
They may or may not know any real women.

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2 Responses to “oh look”

  1. D says:

    I wish I understood this. WHAT are you trying to say…. that Natalie Portman is thought of as being “pretty” because she encompasses all the traits of all women? HUH? That “average” is beautiful? (It is.)

  2. emmanation says:

    I’m not really trying to say anything. Those guys are saying that Natalie Portman looks like a combination of all women ever, apparently.

    Actually, I am trying to say something. I’m trying to say that either A) the kind of men who read and comment on Reddit are the kind who will never ever be happy with ANYTHING, or B) models are girl-pretty, not boy-pretty. Or possibly both.

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