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May 26th, 2014 by biscuit

When the girls (dogs) are scared, they bark.

Well, Agnes always barks. Maida always barks and sometimes simultaneously cowers. It’s got to be damn terrifying being a ten pound animal in a world of big footed people.

I am currently a little scared. Fortunately, no one I know lives in Miami and even if they did, 200 years is a long time.

And yes, more scared. What I really want to know is why is the sugar daddy question (#5) unanswered? I’ll go ahead and answer for Cosmo: “Yes, if you’re self aware enough to know exactly what you’re asking for. And you’re probably not, because come on, who is.” Mostly I’m scared because I’m not a twenty-something and this is COSMO and I’m still asking myself some of these questions.

Ok, mostly the bangs one.

Barking my head off over here.

But would I look cuter doing it with bangs?


3 Responses to “ruff ruff”

  1. Awlbiste says:

    I asked myself 8 and 10 a few years ago but the answers were both yes.

    As far as Antarctica melting? I just I assume I’m going to be dead before the shit really hits the fan.

  2. biscuit says:

    Yeah that’s what I tell myself. The dead thing. Is it really reassuring, though, to be like hey I’m totally not going to exist!!?
    I’ve been fortunate enough to never ask myself eight, so I’m hurting for you on that one. On ten – we both did that! We’re crazy people! I just love you for that.

  3. Awlbiste says:

    I don’t know if it’s reassuring but it’s one less thing to sit around worrying about, anyway.

    We are definitely crazy, but also awesome! I’ll be done with grad school in a year, a few months before my 31st birthday. I’m excited about those things!

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