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david duchovny, why won’t you love me? v 2.0

Screenshot of David Duchovny getting out of a pool, taken from Season 2, Ep. 5 of The X-Files. Currently available for streaming on Netflix, if you’d like to see it for yourself. I know there is a lot wrong with … Continue reading

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standing in line to see the show tonight

Presented without comment, my slides from last night. If you’d like a slightly wordier version of what happened last night, you can check out my post on The Road. Otherwise, as soon as an individual video is available I’ll post … Continue reading

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this sounds like a movie pitch

Emma so dude my ignite boulder speech is tonight 1300 people ish Chewbacca yep how many of the 1300 have you made out with? Emma one Crockett Chewbacca u sure I thought u went on like 2000 1st dates? Emma … Continue reading

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herro

Tonight I’m speaking in front of 1300(ish) people. If I die of blushing (which is totally a thing, you know) it was so nice knowing you all. I’ll miss you. Also? Did you know that no one really cares about … Continue reading

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beautiful mind

My Applied Math professor is kind of hot. (He’s no Crockett, but virtually no one is.) He’s all tall and willowy and he has that floppy ‘I’m an intellectual who can’t be bothered with being overly attentive to personal grooming’ … Continue reading

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