Category Archives: dating is fun!

beautiful mind

My Applied Math professor is kind of hot. (He’s no Crockett, but virtually no one is.) He’s all tall and willowy and he has that floppy ‘I’m an intellectual who can’t be bothered with being overly attentive to personal grooming’ … Continue reading

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in other news, musicians are motherfucking sexy

On Saturday night Crockett and I went to see Gregory Alan Isakov. I have no words with which to describe for you how truly amazing that musician is. He’s not hugely handsome – unless, of course, you like your men … Continue reading

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I shall have a daughter

And I shall name her Jane. Or possibly Lucy. Don’t steal that shit, because you know it’s good. As a matter of fact, if either one of those names becomes super popular in the next couple of years, I’m taking … Continue reading

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Ask Emma

It’s the first annual Ask Emma! By annual, I mean… fortnightly, maybe? Annual just sounds more celebratory, somehow. Let me have my little pleasures. Dear Emma, I’ve noticed that you have sort of a small house. I have a small … Continue reading

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dream emma is like regular emma with a middle name of danger

Crockett had a dream about me last night. Apparently it went something like this. Crockett and I were in Buffalo. We’d been to the bars, and it was 3 am. We had my car and instead of driving home, I … Continue reading

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