Category Archives: I make lists

dream emma is like regular emma with a middle name of danger

Crockett had a dream about me last night. Apparently it went something like this. Crockett and I were in Buffalo. We’d been to the bars, and it was 3 am. We had my car and instead of driving home, I … Continue reading

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it’s apocalypse week on emmanation

The reasons that I would rock the apocalypse like it was a 1982 casbah: As a small person, I could hide under or behind things that larger people couldn’t. Like rocks. And trees. And Army tanks. Also? I don’t have … Continue reading

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On being a good employer

I’m not going to name names. Where I work doesn’t matter (and if you know me personally and know where it is, then shhhh. I don’t want any defamation lawsuits or angry CEOs coming after me with baseball bats because … Continue reading

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the proposal

Ahh proposals. If you haven’t seen this  and you don’t feel like watching it, all you need to know is that it’s an all-singing all-dancing fully coreographed nutball proposal in Madison Park (wherever that is). A fellow leads his girlfriend … Continue reading

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strengths

Remember when I posted about how I just lurve to be labelled? My sweetheart Queen B and I took the Strengthsfinder test together a few years ago, and she recently posted about her strengths and why they make her an … Continue reading

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