Category Archives: I make lists

dream emma is like regular emma with a middle name of danger

Posted on August 10, 2010 by biscuit

Crockett had a dream about me last night. Apparently it went something like this. Crockett and I were in Buffalo. We’d been to the bars, and it was 3 am. We had my car and instead of driving home, I … Continue reading →

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it’s apocalypse week on emmanation

Posted on July 29, 2010 by biscuit

The reasons that I would rock the apocalypse like it was a 1982 casbah: As a small person, I could hide under or behind things that larger people couldn’t. Like rocks. And trees. And Army tanks. Also? I don’t have … Continue reading →

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On being a good employer

Posted on July 14, 2010 by biscuit

I’m not going to name names. Where I work doesn’t matter (and if you know me personally and know where it is, then shhhh. I don’t want any defamation lawsuits or angry CEOs coming after me with baseball bats because … Continue reading →

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the proposal

Posted on June 10, 2010 by biscuit

Ahh proposals. If you haven’t seen this  and you don’t feel like watching it, all you need to know is that it’s an all-singing all-dancing fully coreographed nutball proposal in Madison Park (wherever that is). A fellow leads his girlfriend … Continue reading →

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strengths

Posted on June 9, 2010 by biscuit

Remember when I posted about how I just lurve to be labelled? My sweetheart Queen B and I took the Strengthsfinder test together a few years ago, and she recently posted about her strengths and why they make her an … Continue reading →

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