Category Archives: I think I'm funny

standing in line to see the show tonight

Presented without comment, my slides from last night. If you’d like a slightly wordier version of what happened last night, you can check out my post on The Road. Otherwise, as soon as an individual video is available I’ll post … Continue reading

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pack up the babies and grab the old ladies

Saturday night Star and I accompanied my mom to a benefit for the local velodrome. (My entire family enthusiastically and somewhat psychotically races bicycles in the most skill intensive ways you can imagine. Except me. Because, as I keep telling them, I’m … Continue reading

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I shall have a daughter

And I shall name her Jane. Or possibly Lucy. Don’t steal that shit, because you know it’s good. As a matter of fact, if either one of those names becomes super popular in the next couple of years, I’m taking … Continue reading

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it’s apocalypse week on emmanation

The reasons that I would rock the apocalypse like it was a 1982 casbah: As a small person, I could hide under or behind things that larger people couldn’t. Like rocks. And trees. And Army tanks. Also? I don’t have … Continue reading

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what does ‘placed at a crime scene mean?’

It sounds to me like something is put down in the place where a crime was committed, but that doesn’t make very much sense. If your car was ‘placed at a crime scene’, doesn’t that sound like the cops borrowed … Continue reading

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