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Monday, July 25th, 2011

Spilled Milk podcast

About them: Here at Spilled Milk headquarters, we combine food and comedy in a bowl and stir it up until it explodes. Join your jovial (possibly too jovial) hosts, Molly and Matthew, for recipes, cooking tips, winning lotto numbers, and catfights. Spilled Milk has not been evaluated by theFDA and is not intended to treat any disease, but just between you and me, it probably cures chlamydia.

Chlamydia, people. This is comedy gold.

 

Lubec, Maine

As you can see from the sign, Lubec is as far east as you can get in the United States. Of course, Canada is just across the Quoddy Narrows.

I’m pretty sure this is the kind of place that rejects you if you aren’t 17th generation or if you accidentally say ‘Quoddy’ wrong.

I kind of want to move there and make friends with some old men and eat a lot of lobster rolls.

 

Hunting Arrows

Who knew that arrows following your mouse around a screen could be so purdy?

 

Emma’s unite:

I couldn’t find this image on his website, but according to alphadesigner.com, Emma and Maria are the names to beat. He’s got a bunch of other maps too.

 

Words. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

There are words that mean terrible things that I find charming because they’re old-fashioned.

Expediter.

Racketeering.

You?

you’re welcome

Monday, April 11th, 2011

What you need to know: Star’s birthday is later this month, and I’m making her birthday cake. It’s going to be fan-fucking-tastic.

Star: hows the cake planning going
Star: I hope not at all stressful because if it is just make it easy and non stressful
Emma: I decided what it’s going to be
Emma: and then decided to let future Emma worry about how to make it
Star: I do that a lot
Emma: future Emma is good at dealing with shit like that
Star: poor future Star gets the shaft a lot of the time
Star: but fuck her, she’s from the future
Emma: I know right
Emma: also, screw past Emma
Emma: she really fucks me over sometimes
Emma: really current Emma is the best Emma

The thing is, this conversation is from last week, and future Emma is getting dangerously close to becoming current Emma. Or… vice versa. I’m not really sure. Either way, I think I need a better system.

That’s the kind of spirit I like to see

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

This morning, on IM.

Star: happy get drunk on a Thursday on shitty green beer in the name of raping someone’s culture
Me: ouch
Star: or happy  st. patrick’s day, if you prefer

 

hilarious

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Scene: Crockett’s office

Me: You know what I hate? That thing people say about aiming for the stars and … or the moon.. or hitting something else – you know the thing I mean?

Crockett: Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll end up among the stars?

Me: Yeah, that. That’s stupid. There are no stars between here and the moon.

Crockett: And if you go past it, you’ll just end up lost in the vast emptiness of space between Earth and Mars.  And if you’re really unlucky, you’ll end up at an Earth-Moon Lagrange point and be stuck there forever.

Me: Totally.

The two morals here are: 1) don’t aim for the moon, there’s nothing good out there if you miss, and 2) don’t start a discussion about the moon with an aerospace engineer.