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Sunday Best

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Third time on skates, baby.

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Yes, I know it doesn’t look that impressive. Unless you’ve roller skated since your age started with a 2 or greater, I’m not interested in your opinion. This shit is hard.

 

Sunday Best

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

The single best thing that happened this week was, without a doubt, the derby.

 

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Zoom zoom.

My darling adventurous mother and my sweetpea Shovonda* accompanied me in my quest to make sure that I wasn’t going to get in WAY over my head when I try out.

 

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Mom and Shovonda

They loved it just as much as I did, even though I drank two beers, mom drank one, and Sho had absolutely zero.

 

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Mmmm, Corona. Sho is very tall and my mom is my height, which explains the downward slant of this photo.

I would post more pictures of the game, but what with the speedy rollin and the unzoominess of the iPhone camera, none are really worth looking at. The game, however, absolutely was.

After seeing a game, my conclusion is that not only COULD I do this, but I WANT to do this. The women seemed like besties-waiting-to-happen. The fans were dedicated and fun. The drag queen selling raffle tickets had those floopy nerf ball thingies in her bra.

I’d tell you more, but I have to go buy some skates. And work on a name. I’m thinking Maida Hater, but am still wide open to suggestions.

*Shovonda is not her real name. Last night when I told her she’d be in the blog today, she requested that she could pick up her own nickname, and this is what she chose. Any spelling mistake is mine.

 

 

 

NaBloPoMo

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Hey everybody, it’s NaBloPoMo! That’s National Blog Posting Month, for those of you that don’t require everything you write, say, or read to be condensed to it’s shortest possible length. U no wat I mean?

Basically, every single day in the month of November I will be putting up a post. Halloween hangover? Post. (This is sooo much worse than the candy hangovers I used to get. Give me a sugar crash any day of the week.) Tofurky and red wine tryptophan coma? Post. Have nothing interesting at all to say (like every day this last week)? Post.  This sounds awesome, huh.  Fortunately I will have the brotherly support of the tiniest sprinter – he’s doing it too.

While I considered making this my entire post for the day and returning to laying on the couch moaning, I did want to show you one thing in the spirit of Sunday Best.

I want this.

And this.

Thank you, perpetualkid.com, for allowing me to bring my horror movie obsession to rooms where it never before existed.

Sunday Best

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

This is Alice. Alice sings for Crystal Castle, apparently. Alice drinks my personal brand of vodka straight from the bottle. Alice has the coolest fucking haircut ever. Im torn between marrying her and SWFing her - or maybe one then the other.

This is Alice. Alice sings for Crystal Castle, apparently. Alice drinks my personal brand of vodka straight from the bottle. Alice has the coolest fucking haircut ever. I'm torn between marrying her and SWFing her - or maybe one then the other.

Be sexy without having sex? What is the point in that? Jeez. Somebody should have run this by me, for sure.

Be sexy without having sex? What is the point in that? Jeez. Somebody should have run this by me, for sure.

Ohhhhhh! Youre being chaste for YOU, and sexy so your man doesnt leave you for someone who will have sex with him. I get it. Wait... do I get it? Candies Foundation, Im not sure I get it. Can you explain it again?

Ohhhhhh! You're being chaste for YOU, and sexy so your man doesn't leave you for someone who will have sex with him. I get it. Wait... do I get it? Candie's Foundation, I'm not sure I get it. Can you explain it again?

This makes me think of Heathers. I heard there was going to be a sequel or a remake or something..... did anyone else hear that? Anyway, dont try suicide, cause nobodys worth it.

This makes me think of Heathers. I heard there was going to be a sequel or a remake or something..... Anyway, don't try suicide, cause nobody's worth it.

“Sometimes along the way in my life I don’t want a smart woman, right now I want a dumb woman,” he said.

“Sometimes along the way in my life I don’t want a smart woman, right now I want a dumb woman,” he said.

Hey, remember when I was obsessed with big boobs? Now Im obsessed with parellel monogamous relationships. Which are apparently the future. Im so on the ball.

Hey, remember when I was obsessed with big boobs? Now I'm obsessed with polyamory. Which is the future, according to this article. I'm so ahead of the curve. (Aside from being futuristic, I have no idea what this picture has to do with polyamory being the future of relationships, but it clearly does.)

And finally….

I love you. I will miss you. Best. Legacy. Ever.

I love you. I will miss you. Best. Legacy. Ever.

Sunday Best

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

 

What? No. Way. This is almost def a woman, based on the handwriting and background, right? NO. WAY. Dont lie, lady, you just make other girls feel bad.

What? No. Way. This is almost def a woman, based on the handwriting and background, right? Don't lie, lady, you just make other girls feel bad. Unless of course you mean the kind of sit up where you're HAVING SEX.

MUAH. Girl power. Rachel Alexandra is my hero.

MUAH. Girl power. Rachel Alexandra is my hero.

Megan Fox said shes bisexual, but wont sleep with other bisexual women, only gay women. Because, she says, men are disgusting and she doesnt want to sleep with a woman who has slept with a man. So... theyre good enough for first person contact but not one person removed. Sensible, Ms. Fox.

Megan Fox said she's bisexual, but won't sleep with other bisexual women, only gay women. Because, she says, 'men are disgusting' and she doesn't want to sleep with a woman who has slept with a man. So... they're good enough for first person contact but not one person removed. Sensible, Ms. Fox. Nice tights, too.

One of the contestants on The Fashion Show. Clearly, its no Project Runway.

One of the contestants on The Fashion Show. Clearly, it's no Project Runway.

Speaking of Project Runway, this is what Heidi Klum wore to her vow renewal ceremony. Cornrows. When I saw this I actually wondered if she was playing a trick on the paparazzi. Until I saw....

Speaking of Project Runway, this is what Heidi Klum wore to her vow renewal ceremony. Cornrows with beads on the end and a veil made out of pipe cleaners. When I saw this I actually wondered if she was playing a trick on the paparazzi. Until I saw....

what Seal wore. Now I know it was a trick. Im fairly sure theres a world takeover involved here somewhere.

what Seal wore. Now I know it was a trick. There must be a joke in here somewhere, right? Right? Otherwise my faith in celebrity is misplaced, and that would be heartbreaking.

And finally:

Stella is NOT your mother. Thank god.

Stella is NOT your mother. Thank god.