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my mountains are burning

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

I grew up in the mountains west of Boulder. As far as I can tell, my old neighborhood may actually have been evacuated (although trying to find things like that out when I’m safe and sound in Louisville is more complicated that you might expect – informing me isn’t exactly high priority for rescue crews.)

I am not much of a mountain sports girl. I don’t ski or snowboard, I don’t really hike. I only go rock climbing when all of the organization is done by someone else and there are promises of delicious beer at the end of the day.

I love the mountains, though. They’re part of who I grew up to be. People who grew up by the ocean are fond of talking about it’s presence, have you noticed that? They’ll say they ‘miss the ocean’ they way you’d miss your grandma. I feel the same way about my Boulder mountains. Not all mountains, mind you. Most mountains can fend for themselves.

But these are mine. I played in them, I lived in them, I got sticky from sap and yellow from pollen. I lost (and found) my dogs in them. I woke up to a bull in the backyard in them. I took the schoolbus through those mountain roads, I kissed boys under those mountain trees.

Even though I haven’t visited them that much lately, I always know they’re there.

And now they’re on fire. People are losing their homes. My heart goes out to them.

There’s not a lot that we can do, right now. If you’re interested in helping, here’s a list of how you can.

I’m going to get back to coughing and sending my mountains and their residents good thoughts.

dream emma is like regular emma with a middle name of danger

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Crockett had a dream about me last night.

Apparently it went something like this.

Crockett and I were in Buffalo. We’d been to the bars, and it was 3 am. We had my car and instead of driving home, I insisted that we drive around the Buffalo neighborhoods so I could use my Zillow app to marvel over the cheapness of the houses. (So far dream Emma is exactly like real Emma).

I then saw a townhouse that was merely five thousand dollars. According to Crockett, it looked like a crack house, but my response was ‘but it’s huge!’. I then parked my car in a dark, drug dealer friendly parking lot and took off for the house, insisting that I just wanted a flyer.

Dream Crockett apparently yelled at dream Emma, which is hilarious because even when I can tell that real Crockett really wants to yell at me, he doesn’t.

While he was yelling, the dream drug dealers stole my car, drove around the corner, balanced my laptop on top of a light pole, and then drove away.

This dream leaves me with three questions.

  1. Is dream Emma foolhardy to give Crockett the chance to subconsciously yell at me, because he never does it in real life?
  2. Why balance my laptop on a lightpole? Those dream drug dealers are wacky, I tell you.
  3. Are there really houses available for $5000 in Buffalo?

well hello there

Friday, July 16th, 2010

While I have been vacation going/job quitting/school studying/company starting, I’ve picked up quit a few new readers.

I don’t know where you came from, but I love you more than you can possibly know. If you need anything, call me. Liver? (Wait… which one do I have two of? Kidney?) Whichever organ I have two of, you can have one.

That’s how much I love you.

Just so you know EXACTLY what you get from emma-nation, though, I’ve made you some pictures. Print them out small and stick them in your wallet, print them out huge and hang them on your wall, get them tattooed on your ass, whatever. I don’t judge. (That’s a lie, I judge all the time. I judge like I’m being paid for it. But I won’t judge YOU, obviously.)

For when you’re feeling blue:

emma-nation: because we can't all stare longingly at the ocean

For ANYTIME. EVER:

For when you’re feeling intellectual:

emma-nation: you want meta? I'll give you meta.

Also, don’t forget The Road More Travelled, a new collaborative quarter-life-crisis we’re-doing-good-just-by-making-it-through-the-day blog. It’s so new there aren’t any posts yet, but we’ll be up and running daily starting Monday. It’s less about shit-that-happens-to-Emma and more about growing up, having thoughts, stuff like that. Thoughts: everyone has them. Well, mostly.

For when you’re feeling snarky:

The Road More Travelled: Because really, what have YOU done with YOUR life that's so great?For when you want to know you’re not alone in thinking that regular everyday things are kind of cool:

The Road More Travelled: Because sometimes? Growing your own cauliflower is exciting enough.For when you really just want another cocktail:

The Road More Travelled: Beer bellies for all!

And finally, if you feel like looking at pictures of food (and who doesn’t, amirite?), you can always head over to my sad little love child of a blog Mangled Baby Duck.

Mangled Baby Duck: Because my foot is sexy.No, my sexy foot doesn’t have anything to do with it being a food blog. Neither does the title, for that matter. What do you people expect from me?? God, you’re so demanding sometimes.

That’s it, I’m taking my kidney back.

Every other day, every other day of the week is fine yaaa-ah-yeahhh

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I never finished the sailing trip stories!

See, I get all gung ho about one topic but then another topic comes up and I’m all oooo that’s so much more interesting even though it’s exactly the same amount of interesting as the first topic; it’s just newer.

Let’s conclude the sailing stories, shall we?

…..

I seem to have forgotten.

That’s what I was afraid of.

Suffice to say, it was truly wonderful. You can tell because I have positive memories of it despite spending 3-6 hours a day prostrate and and miserable.

I highly recommend it.

I’m traveling again

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

In case you were wondering what the deal with the spotty posting is.
I’m in western New York, because it’s where Crockett grew up.
I’m in his childhood home as I type.

Its a weird feeling, being here. Dating as an adult (and I mean adult adult, not college student) is sometimes hard because you’ve missed so much. This house, this street, this town are all full of things that he carries around with him that I’m probably never going to be aware of.

Thats fine, of course. You can never know everything about anyone, I know. I do know.

But I understand the appeal of the childhood sweetheart. The shared history. The shorthanded memories, where all one of you has to say is ‘gondola’ to make the other laugh hysterically. There being no ghosts of first loves kicking around.

Not seeing your boyfriend get a (perfectly innocent but unexpected and therefore sort of emotionally-sucker-punchy) text from the woman he was with for as long as you’ve been out of school.

Oh wait- that doesn’t have anything to do with childhood sweethearts! Except that if I’d been Crockett’s she wouldn’t be kicking around out there being all ‘I know him better than you do’ and all ‘I’m not about to start my seventh career because I know how to make up my mind’ and all ‘why yes I’m a natural blond’. (I of course have no reason to believe she’s saying any of these things, but in my head she mentioned them a few hundred times last night. Loudly.)

Of course, if Crockett had been my childhood sweetheart, I never would have gotten kicked out of Target for riding children’s bikes through all the aisles with Jumpsuit, and I never would have been a pretend groupie for Mohawk’s band. I never would have been to Minneapolis or Henderson KY or Calabasas CA. I wouldn’t be who I am, and Crockett loves me and I love me, so it’s good that I am this woman.

I don’t like to share, but it’s impossible not to share with the past. Especially while I’m here.

Fortunately, this town/village/four intersecting streets with a name is beautiful. Crockett’s parents are friendly and funny and so sweet. I’m already known as “that girl who bought all our Diet Pepsi” at the local shop.

Plus?

I saw Niagara Falls.

So, awesome.