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I’m rubber you’re glue

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Scene – last night, our kitchen

Me: Look, the screen on my phone cracked. I don’t know what happened! This is why I can’t have nice things.

Crockett: Did you sit on it?

Me: … Did you just call me fat?

Crockett: (walks away)